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we were driving to my moms friend sarah's house and this is what happened. me: *playing minecraft* mom: holy shit the fucking gas prices are high!! 3.98???! i hope you people get your skin chewed off by scabies!! me: mom, scabies mites dont eat skin. mom: well i hope these fucking idiots get the one rare case of scabies that eat skin!! me; mom im not even sure if thats possible. scabies burrow beneath skin and lay eggs. mom: well my scabies do. me: so now you're breeding scabies?? mom: yes. and my own brand of scabies will soon be feasting on these peoples skin. and then they will have no skin and they will just be this big bloody pil

am i the only one who has the most fucked up dreams ever? probably the top 5 ever would be: 1. The Brain Bunny Dream this girl in my class fell over 300 feet from a skyscraper, hit the groung and splattered everywhere and then GOT UP and started hobbling tword me with a chainsaw. the wierdest part was she had like troll blood and for soime reason it was indigo and she cut my head open and pulled out a FUCKING BUNNY that was shaped like a brainn or was it a bunny that was shaped like a brain...?? i dont even know. 2.tap dancing zebra dream this is pretty self explanitory. there was a tap dancing zebra.

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